BRETT HORGER
CHRIS GOLIN
CLARK STOSSEL
DAN BERKERY
DAVE BROTHERTON
DJ BROTHERTON
GIL MIN
GREG BEVAN
JASON BOYNE
JIM ARAMINI
JOHN GALLAGHER
KEVIN CLEARY
LEO EISENSTEIN
MARK JENKINS
RYAN BERKERY
BRETT HORGER
CHRIS GOLIN
CLARK STOSSEL
DAN BERKERY
DAVE BROTHERTON
DJ BROTHERTON
GIL MIN
GREG BEVAN
JASON BOYNE
JIM ARAMINI
JOHN GALLAGHER
KEVIN CLEARY
LEO EISENSTEIN
MARK JENKINS
RYAN BERKERY
Most penalized team in the league by far huh lol, gonna be fun.
Where did I put that damned pigs head? Gil, help me out here…
No clue, but I do have horse heads for us.
You should also know I told Golin that the current over/under on number of stitches from 4th period is 13. Also, there’s a prop bet that Stossel might die. Want in on the action?
I’ll take the over on the stitches…….
Do post mortem stitches count towards the total? I’d get my affairs in order if I were you guys – update my wills, show my family where I buried all my money in the yard, think of a good tombstone slogan, etc.
On a lighter note, I think we can get even money on any of the following happening to the Magerck’s team. The Penguins came up with the first couple:
1. A Death
2. 2+ arrests
3. A Divorce
4. A Face Tattoo during a sex change
5 Magerck’s un-sponsors the team
6. Stossel fakes his death
7. Pretty much anything that happens in the last 30 minutes of Boogie Nights
8. Bestiality, esp during Pig Roast
9. Forfeit due to not enough players despite 14 Magerck’s players at the rink
10. The 1st ever 4am Murph
-BWH