Is Floody still alive? Still no scores up. Unclear about the 7:20, but 8-3 A-Trains against the Berkless Soul Glos, and 4-4 good-tie for Can Mans, who scored two late goals against MBPs. I’m told Halligan did an off-Broadway stick smash, which is a damn shame because I missed it and it’s my favorite rite of spring, just ahead of that first day of the year where you leave work and it’s sunny and warm for the first time and you smile ear to ear until that weird treemen smell hits your nostrils. Then you feel kind of used, kind of violated, secretly titillated but you bury that deep in your soul. But then you make eye contact with a woman walking by as that aroma hits her too, then you make eye contact and she giggles, because she knows. She fucking knows!

***splash of cold water*** Anyway! It was Tommy’s night to shine. White Gloves got into it heckling Tommy’s score keeping, you won’t believe this but he got pissed! The Jort-Lord demanded better material but also some beer, hard to get both my dude! I’m told Team Glovesy only brought 2 pizzas for a 7:20, that’s tragically low food volume, so I gotta side with the unpaid intern referee on this one. Tommy also gave Shoupy the business for wearing a pink shirt, calling it “Solomon” color. I’m not sure if this confirms that Shoup truly is a king, but 2:1 odds we see him cutting the last beer of the night in half to resolve a dispute this season.