Week 1 WSL Stars:

1st: Bake Leonards / Will Hussa, Jorts – linemates combines for 12 points, now banned in 12 states

2nd: Ryan Frain, Soulglows – 4 goals and a natural Frain hat trick aka a Fat trick

3rd: John Vasoli, Can Mans – dueling hat trick not to be outdone by Frain, just by his own team

Honorable mentions:
Sheen Scooores (you love to see it)
D-Ko (6 PIMs)
Big White’s Blender (endless margs and daquiris)