For the first time, the Wissahickon Spring League is proud to recognize the many characters that make the League the amazing and unique spectacle that it is.
Awards will be announced on the website today and at the Skating Club tomorrow.
Without further ado, the first ever WSL Awards
Cock Smythe


For the WSL Playoff MVP
Dom Serratore
Lady Dingleberry

Awarded to the WSLer that shows the most ungentlemanly conduct.
Tom LaCorte
Others receiving votes: Z. Blazic, C. Stossel, A. Kloet, K Noce. J. Abrams
Fresh Fish

Voted most entertaining/best rookie of the year.
Alex Cohen
Others receiving votes: D. Ko, B Hussa, S Discuillo, H Abendroth
Ban the Can Man

Awarded to the player who tries the hardest in the league and rarely hangs out after the game.
Zak Blazic
Others receiving votes: J. Abrams, B Agnew, M. Mederios, J. Pisko
In Memoriam
Popular player that left the league with in the last two years. Hopefully for a good or funny reason.

Ryan Frain
Others receiving votes: G. Bevan, J. Eddleman. J. Schmidt, Brady Family
Shart Ross

League MVP for 4th period efforts and overall betterment of the league.
Derek Nash
Others receiving votes: J. Solecki, D. Berkery, S. Carr, S. Dickson
Jack Asshole

Captain of the year. Based on vote of the coolest team of the year/best 4th period team
Derek Nash
Others receiving votes: J. Solecki, C. Stossel , B. Gillespie, X. Lofton
Golden Plunger

To the WSLer that shows baffling dedication to the league at the peril of their marriage, family and career.
Derek Nash
Others receiving votes: F. Kranich, D. Berkery, S. Dickson, T. LaCorte, S. Carr
Bevan!!!! You got robbed!!! I smell conspiracy!!
They just felt bad for Frain because he never won anything when he was in the league. Thanks, boys, miss you too. Cheers!
Rocket Rettard: Awarded to the WSLer who most enjoys seeing their name on the scoresheet despite having scored 3-4x already in a game.
Solecki
Seems like Agnew was really disappointed he didn’t get the Can Man award. Recount!