Well, well, well. The WSL playoffs are underway. You might think I no have time to watch WSL from front lines of Special Military Operation, but KGB give me LevBarn’s Live Barn login. So I watch. I watch and I laugh. Every year you capitalist dogs get fatter and rounder. So soft, not like us strong Russians who have mightiest army. In fact we so mighty, we toy with Ukraine and bring out 1946 tanks for fun. Speaking of Ukraine, suck it Fedotenko. I hate you. Speaking of WWII relics, Frederik Kranichov is still playing, and on number one seed team, Spaceballs. Solecki build team to win first three periods, novel approach for WSL. He also draft referee. Everyone hate referee. Referee look like famous American funnyman. Valeri supposed to put hit on referee, got confused and burned comedian. Valeri very sorry for mixup. Spaceballs are team to beat. Belching goalie will be key to playoff run as he can get distracted by drones and charging forwards. Spaceballs play Griswolds who showed at least little honor by winning last night. Put McDowells out of misery. That team looked as bad as it played. Captain Dursov once standard of WSL. Now he embezzle beer funds like fine Russian general. Heywood twins won’t be enough to slow Spaceballs. 

Loopers, like road to Kyiv, looks good on paper. Unlike road to Kyiv, Loopers look good in real life too. Hobsonov is good general, unlike my Russian general who was caught on fire. Or his replacement who fell out window. So unlucky, my leaders. But lucky is Rollers who met (Nyet Prestige) Worldwide. That team, like me, fondly remember Iron Curtain. Does luck run out tonight? Da. But Valerie see this game being surprisingly tight. But in end, Loopers win despite Fatko beard. Best in West.

Last game will be most interesting. Dummies path to WSL championship should have been easy, like plutonium poisoning. But mediocre result. Like battle of Bakhmut. But now a chance to drop bomb on Amigos. Agnewovich vs. Amigos defense. The wildcard is Yuenke. Big goalie can mean big problems. Versus tiny goalie. Especially small when streaming on phone in belly of tank. Is Amigos committed to team defense? Perhaps. Ha! Who is Valeri kidding, no one committed to team defense in WSL. Dummies win. 

There you go, western pigs. Pour out your beer, drink vodka like Russian superstar Valeri Zelepukin.