Look guys I’m a germaphobe, that’s why I didn’t shake hands after the game. It’s not bc I’m a giant jerkoff like everyone was saying. Ok? Jeez, lay off.

I just want to clear things up guys. I didn’t refuse to shake hands bc I’m a classless scumbag that doesn’t belong in this league like some of you suggested. It was bc after the blatant slew foot on Abrams one of you bums had the audacity to smack me in my giant chin with a stick. I had to attend to my boo boo and therefore could obviously not shake hands. With love, Gay Leno