Mark your calendars now for these important dates so you don’t wind up getting stuck in couples pottery class or picking up your crumb-snatching child up at swimming. It’s daddy’s time to be an asshole.

• Draft: Sunday, April 11
• First Game: Monday, April 19
• Quintuple Header Day: Saturday, June 5
• Saturday Games: First Four Saturdays in May
• Playoffs Begin: Monday, June 21
• Tournament Day: Saturday, June 26