Tough break, but I think that falls on the beer captain in the end. It’s like a mom relying on a dead-beat dad to bring the birthday cake to their son’s party – sure, dad shouldn’t have been on a 5-day bender and woke up under a table at Hooter’s on a Tuesday morning, but in the end mom is holding the bag while 15 toddlers riot and maim Chuck E Cheese. Gotta have a contingency plan, is what I’m saying. DAMN YOU DAD!!!!
It’s okay Skeeter and Scooter, daddy only went to get cigarettes. He’ll be back any day now.
The Philosopher
7 years ago
Any cuckold can raise another man’s kids, it takes a truly virile bull to sire many children and leave it to Mommy to take care of them. By such logic Shawn Kemp was the greatest man evah!
The Philosopher
7 years ago
In all honesty though, statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
The Philosopher
7 years ago
A Pre-Father’s Day thought:
In all honesty , statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Moe Syzlak
7 years ago
Me thinks I over served the philosopher last night
BWH
7 years ago
Looks like Socrates over here had one too many Hemlock and Cokes.
Joey motha fuckin De Vito
7 years ago
This dead beat dad over here is in the CADDYBOYZ…. you obviousally dont know who the fuck i am 1999999!! In fact , i didnt realizing tuesdays were going to be the busiest day of my week. I’m sorry for my non existance . I’ve reached out to provide beer or food to contribute; but the ghost does not get answered. It must be the spoof spirit that’s replayed without the actual physical matter of Joseph himself.
It’s now 8:54 tuesday. 6-13-17 the puck is about to be dropped.
Go Dredators!!
Kick some fuckin ass!!!
To weird dick:
If you would like a ” Hard Dick Weird Nice Cock.” Pic hmu.
✌ðŸ»
My son who is 4yrs old and his birthday comming up friday.; can now ice skate and play ice hockey. Priorities , responsibility, and Sacrifice is key…
I MISS ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Tuesday was the day i woke up off hooters floor…
Thank God for fuckin tuesdays!!!!
Be safe in your travels
Ps: I love you Ryan Berkery
Guy who agrees with other's observations and piggybacks them without anything original to say
Heard he has a weird dick too. Just saying.
Tough break, but I think that falls on the beer captain in the end. It’s like a mom relying on a dead-beat dad to bring the birthday cake to their son’s party – sure, dad shouldn’t have been on a 5-day bender and woke up under a table at Hooter’s on a Tuesday morning, but in the end mom is holding the bag while 15 toddlers riot and maim Chuck E Cheese. Gotta have a contingency plan, is what I’m saying. DAMN YOU DAD!!!!
You need many years of very expensive therapy
It’s okay Skeeter and Scooter, daddy only went to get cigarettes. He’ll be back any day now.
Any cuckold can raise another man’s kids, it takes a truly virile bull to sire many children and leave it to Mommy to take care of them. By such logic Shawn Kemp was the greatest man evah!
In all honesty though, statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
A Pre-Father’s Day thought:
In all honesty , statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Me thinks I over served the philosopher last night
Looks like Socrates over here had one too many Hemlock and Cokes.
This dead beat dad over here is in the CADDYBOYZ…. you obviousally dont know who the fuck i am 1999999!! In fact , i didnt realizing tuesdays were going to be the busiest day of my week. I’m sorry for my non existance . I’ve reached out to provide beer or food to contribute; but the ghost does not get answered. It must be the spoof spirit that’s replayed without the actual physical matter of Joseph himself.
It’s now 8:54 tuesday. 6-13-17 the puck is about to be dropped.
Go Dredators!!
Kick some fuckin ass!!!
To weird dick:
If you would like a ” Hard Dick Weird Nice Cock.” Pic hmu.
✌ðŸ»
My son who is 4yrs old and his birthday comming up friday.; can now ice skate and play ice hockey. Priorities , responsibility, and Sacrifice is key…
I MISS ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Tuesday was the day i woke up off hooters floor…
Thank God for fuckin tuesdays!!!!
Be safe in your travels
Ps: I love you Ryan Berkery
This is truly breath-taking