Tuesday, April 26

Tuesday 7:20 PM
King Hippo vs Mr. Sandman
6 Box Score 3
Tuesday 8:55 PM
Macho Man vs Soda Popinski
5 Box Score 5
Tuesday 10:30 PM
Don Flamenco vs Little Mac
4 Box Score 4
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Herm Edwords
Herm Edwords
8 years ago

Something needs to be done about all these ties. You play to win the game!!!

Fix it Mish!

Educated Solution
Educated Solution
8 years ago
Reply to  Herm Edwords

No game should end in a tie and nobody should have to endure the pain of a shootout…feel free to add suggestions.

-polar bear slide – teams sends their most polar bear shaped player to skate as fast as they can and lay down at the blue line…whichever team get the most distance, wins.

-dizzy stick shot – fill up the end of one of those fancy hockey sticks that are hollow with whatever beer will fit, spin around 7 times, chug the beer and shoot from the goal line to the opposite end, closest to the net, wins

-three bar – Wolf “the Dentist” Stansson style…5 shots to hit the post(s), most posts after 5 shots, wins…

-sauce toss – to take place in the 4th period…somebody (I suggest the league) buys a set, http://www.saucetoss.com and a game is played to 11

sullivan stats
sullivan stats
8 years ago

ha! Sullivan got an assist when Carter picked off a pass from their defenseman and scored. actually surprised Sullivan didnt get credit for the goal…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8 years ago

When do the teams in the lower third of the standings get to pick up “ringers”?

Big Smooth
Big Smooth
8 years ago

You have to be as bad a MaGerk’s was

Big Smooth
Big Smooth
8 years ago
Reply to  Big Smooth

And since every team has at least one win…..no one qualifies

Some Asshole
Some Asshole
8 years ago

Incorrect assists? Incorrect names scoring goals? Scored not being updated immediately? What’s going on?

Grow Up, Peter Pan
Grow Up, Peter Pan
8 years ago
Reply to  Some Asshole

Simmer down bud…you mad because the link in your AIM profile to the stats page doesn’t get the same slumpbusters you’re used to pulling when they’re correct?

Some Asshole
Some Asshole
8 years ago

Is it seriously too much to ask to have all of the stats updated immediately? Is it really too much to ask to have correct stats, so I don’t have to constantly try and figure out which goals I’ve scored and which goals I’ve helped out on? It’s not that fucking hard.

Harry Reems
Harry Reems
8 years ago

Maroons were worse, but point taken

Joe Cordell
Joe Cordell
8 years ago

I’m sure we could come up with a better solution. Be careful coming home to your whife on those late Tuesday games, especially if you played at 7:20.

Chucking Sauce
Chucking Sauce
8 years ago

The slump buster thing really does work and it actually serves 2 purposes. Not only does it allow he whos stuck in a slump to break out of said slump but it also helps a sexually deprived big girl to get laid. Its a win-win!!