Monday: April 11th

Connor Freas, White Gloves, is suspended one (1) game.
Monday 10:15 PM
Bald Bull vs Soda Popinski
6 Box Score 8
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Connor
Connor
8 years ago

I got laid out on one of the cleanest mens league body checks ever because i still skate with my head down. So, i 2 handed the 60 year old in the back of the legs. I like watching my team mates shower

White Gloves
White Gloves
8 years ago

Keep your head up next time we play cause that’s where i’m aiming

Wahhh
Wahhh
8 years ago
Reply to  White Gloves

Are you sure you’re not going to hit him from behind?

Shot Heard Round the World
Shot Heard Round the World
8 years ago

Connor Freas, the ubiquitous ‘White Gloves’, got caught napping (and who wouldn’t) and got leveled to end the game by now-legendary former (current?) Bandit Bruce Twedt. Truly a hit for the ages.

Connor’s response was a severe, Jason Bock-level ‘All I can do is whine and slash’ two-hander straight across the back of the legs. Props to Bruce for not flinching after, during, or before the slash, and the Bald Bull cotillion for their valiant effort with eight skaters.

Rematch is May 24th.

Old Man Who Laid You OUT
Old Man Who Laid You OUT
8 years ago

Dont Cry just cause you got laid out by my old wrinkle ass!

There may be some impersonation going on here...
There may be some impersonation going on here...
8 years ago

And some pot stirring…

Spoon
Spoon
8 years ago

The only thing I am Stirring is YOU Impersonation Man!

Old Man Who Laid You OUT
Old Man Who Laid You OUT
8 years ago

The Only Pot Stirring I will be doing is when I layout their entire team next time! Remember My #77 Cause all you’ll be seeing from me is Mr. Popinski on the Front!

¯_(ツ)_/¯
¯_(ツ)_/¯
8 years ago

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Bettman
Bettman
8 years ago

Conner our league is about morals! You shouldn’t hack people when you get laid out. Maybe next time keep your head up and I wont suspend you.

White Gloves
White Gloves
8 years ago
Reply to  Bettman

LOL MORALS. Targeting a players head is moral??Hook me up with some of that weed your smoking cause that shit has you in a fictitious world.

White Gloves
White Gloves
8 years ago
Reply to  White Gloves

And here’s the definition of fictitious since I know half of you will need to look up the meaning on Google. “not real or true, being imaginary or having been fabricated”

Old Man Who Laid You OUT
Old Man Who Laid You OUT
8 years ago
Reply to  White Gloves

Sir White Gloves, Remember how fictitious it was when I Laid You OUT! Oh wait it wasn’t fictitious, I think it really did happen, do you remember?

Bettman
Bettman
8 years ago
Reply to  White Gloves

Connor /White Gloves, Remember I am The Commish Here and I Run Shit! Smoking Weed might add a few games Suspension here for our substance abuse policy, we might have to have a board review on this one. And ya maybe you shouldn’t have landed that ridiculous two handed Bock-Like Hack maybe…

ghost of kempy
ghost of kempy
8 years ago

Every team should be limited to one lumberjack. Bald Bull should have a Bock vs WG old-fashioned stick-fight, loser gets traded, if he lives.

big gay giraffe
big gay giraffe
8 years ago

C’mon guys we’re all buddies I love everyone..

The Real #7
The Real #7
8 years ago

May as well pencil me in now for a match penalty on May 24th when I run the old man.

Objective Observer
Objective Observer
8 years ago

At least we have finally driven some traffic to this site. And if “still trying” when it’s a lost cause is an offense shouldn’t soda pop already be half-*ssing it from here on out?

confused observer
confused observer
8 years ago

Elefant, what dafuq are you trying to say?

Objective Observer
Objective Observer
8 years ago

Laying someone out with their head down in a non check league is awesome. It was the “cleanest body check” I’ve seen in awhile…. I have no further comment on the subject.

Friend of objective observer
Friend of objective observer
8 years ago

Man you have gone soft. He should be hit just for having white gloves.

Sullivan's Small Skin Flute
Sullivan's Small Skin Flute
8 years ago

Where is the “like” button??

Objective Observer
Objective Observer
8 years ago

But his gloves aren’t even white anymore. And gramps is new to the league and couldn’t have known about his regrettable past…. I guess I lied about no further comment.

Predator
Predator
8 years ago

This weak human combat is amusing. This is what happens when you suspend the leagues favorite personality for the year