Get Ready for the Punch Out Edition of Wissahickon Spring League

The 2016 Wissahickon Spring League Theme will be Mike Tyson’s Knock Out.

Who will be on King Hippo. Are you a Little Mac. The draft happens Saturday and rosters will be announced on Monday afternoon.

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Great Tiger
Great Tiger
8 years ago

BP trade talks still on fire, pending Monday trade deadline. Current rumors have him going to Mike D for cash and a player to be named later.

Barry Melrose' Hair
Barry Melrose' Hair
8 years ago

Briton Porter 0 2 2 0 6

Most unlikely bidding war ever

wsl analyst
wsl analyst
8 years ago

Multiple media outlets are reporting the WSL will not extend trade deadline to 3pm Monday. WSL has set a noon deadline and will not be in-line with the 3pm NHL trade deadline.

not can man
not can man
8 years ago

trade talk said to be heating up as many prepare for dinner…

Great Tiger
Great Tiger
8 years ago

Multiple sources stating Porter to remain with current team. Captain Rich Durso was asked today whether he thought GM Pat Croce would trade the 31 year old defenseman…..” We were presented with an offer and we countered. They know what’s going to get the deal done. If they choose not to accept our counter, we expect Porter to be ready for our first scrimmage game. He’s a proffessional…..” Gm Croce was not available for comment.

Great Tiger
Great Tiger
8 years ago

With the deadline approaching we reached out to team GM; Pat Croce who had this to say when asked about Porters status: “We would like to keep him, we think he will be a good player for us. Now, if he chooses to sit the season out, playing well that’s his decision.

Just this morning a go fund me page was created on behalf of “The let Porter play with his pals foundation” the landing page was in poor taste, as it showed a large baby crying in a locker room full of beer cans and hockey sticks. However it seemed to get people’s attention to the issue.

When asked if he thought the league would step in and force a deal due to extreme whinning from said player Croce had this to say: ” I personally do see that happening, but we will be compliant with any league requests. We hope it doesn’t come to that though. That would probably cement his status as the most heckled player to be targeted this year, next to the guy with the skirt and the White Gloves”

Or perhap’s his status is already cemented as such. Stay tuned…deadline at 3pm

For Wiss News this is Great Tiger

Objective Observer
Objective Observer
8 years ago
Reply to  Great Tiger

White gloves feeds off of the hate from the crowd. I see big things for him this year.

lets do it again
lets do it again
8 years ago

Are the teams the same as last year?

The Real #7
The Real #7
8 years ago

I can either hurt your team or hurt Edlemans…time’s yours.

G-Train
G-Train
8 years ago

I do hope nicknames will be listed as part of this year’s roster announcments. Shit, it took me 12 years to figure out who the hell Ryan Kearney is.

Objective Observer
Objective Observer
8 years ago
Reply to  G-Train

Who?

holyfield's ear
holyfield's ear
8 years ago

You know, Ryan.

ghost of kempy
ghost of kempy
8 years ago

It’s hard to believe Team Croce can’t work out a deal with the League of Extraordinarily Retarded Gentlemen. The LERG should be offering a blank check for Porter as long as you throw in some rubber bands and a lava lamp.

captian crook
captian crook
8 years ago

this is what happens when c players draft. You got two guys that combined with 4 goals last year picking teams?

Bettman
Bettman
8 years ago
Reply to  captian crook

Oh waaaaaaaaah.

rich d.
rich d.
8 years ago
Reply to  captian crook

As you are in the stands watching us hoist the trophy, we will parade all of our players (Cs, Bs, and As) over to you and smile…

good luck!

Great Tiger
Great Tiger
8 years ago

PORTER TRADED

League reports confirmed that at the trade deadline Britton Porter was dealt to Team Parkin. Porter was traded for a player to be named later and the following stipulation: Porter will purchase 1; 30 pack of Labatts beer for each team he plays this season. It will be the responsibility of said team playing Britton, to collect the requirement.

When asked about the stipulation, GM Pat Croce had this to say: ” It was a deal breaker for us. We just felt the level of crying about the issue extended so far and so wide, everyone should benefit from the trade.”

When asked about if there was any bad blood about the situation, Croce responded saying, ” No not at all, however we hope he keeps his head up and fullfills the requirements of the trade. Us “D” players don’t score goals, we play other roles on the ice”

Can’t wait for the season to start. This is Great Tiger saying stay tuned.

Glass Joe
Glass Joe
8 years ago

Please tell me that the Refs will wear what Mario wore in the Video Game

http://strategywiki.org/wiki/File:MT_Punch-Out_mario.png