Playoffs: Tuesday, June 16

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Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Hey Guys! Did everyone see ME ref last night? I know everyone pays to play in this League to have me influence games at the most ridiculous times and I sure do deliver. Thanks for the opportunity and if I haven’t influenced a game you have played in yet, well, that’s impossible, because I ref…..every…..single………fucking……..game!

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

I would have called this goal “too high” and waived it off.

YouWhineyBitch
YouWhineyBitch
9 years ago

You lost, suck it up

YouWhineyBitch
YouWhineyBitch
9 years ago

Yea, be quiet!

Ghost of Kempy
Ghost of Kempy
9 years ago

Aw c’mon, don’t post anonymously about Bruce Tamland, who killed a guy with a trident and loves lamp. He may make the worst calls at the worst times, and if he was an Olympic judge of the high-dive, his card would say “there was no dive”, but HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!!! Bruce is like your college foosball table that’s missing 2 guys on one side and has a loose handle – it smells like mothballs, and the loose handle will always fly off at the wrong time, but deep down you knew what you were getting into when you bet a night with your girlfriend on the game and lost. I guess what I’m saying is, can we replace Beuce with a foosball table?

Gordon Bombay
Gordon Bombay
9 years ago

I want to know what Bruce does for the other 9 months of the year? Does he certify and mentor young aspiring refs, Teaching them the fine points of how and when you can completely blow a call. Or how to just make up a call when you feel a team is starting to gain momentum? Or does he just walk around his house and yell “Crease Violation” at his wife and kids whenever he believe’s they are stepping out of line?

#7
#7
9 years ago

Bruce – thanks for performing as planned. We can discuss your fee for Saturday once I see who we’re playing.

G Train
G Train
9 years ago

You leave Bruce alone. That man knows a crease violation when he sees one. In fact if it were a ‘random stat’ it might be the only thing I could claim (other than a pathetic 0 goals). I think he’s called at least five on me this year, which is probably accurate, I do stand in the crease a lot, just ask Halligan. In fact, I’ll be there all night tonight, count on that Stones goalie. See there, Brucey.

MitchHarris
MitchHarris
9 years ago

If either of the Sub Goalies for HoseHeads or PorkRoll can’t make it Saturday, give me a call, I’m ready.

(jokes)

Jäger bomb
Jäger bomb
9 years ago

Bruce sucks big fat donkey dick. Get over it

observer
observer
9 years ago

Horrifically bad reffing is a given in wiss spring league. Where have you been for the last eleven years? Anyway what did I miss? Was a bad call to blame for schafers historic first round collapse?

Subjective Observer
Subjective Observer
9 years ago
Reply to  observer

The 3 teams in the semi finals have one thing in common. Can you guess what it is?

Prize- a seventh tomato pie on tourney day goes to the owner of the correct answer (see john D for your prize)

Chris Donger
Chris Donger
9 years ago

Sounds like a whole lotta slippery meat curtains whining about last night. In Schaefer’s defense, the goalie they went against was not the last goalie drafted in the draft. Other than that, it looks like all else went according to plan. Play on playas.

Espen Knutsen
Espen Knutsen
9 years ago

When Caitlyn comes over to yell at a bench saying if anyone hooks or slashes #9 he’s calling it, guys will bitch. Want to win friends, say, “guys, there’s too much hooking and slashing, keep the sticks down or go to the box.” Singling out a guy that you will protect. What the fuck is that? This observer is surprised Trainor didn’t get suspended for shooting a puck into Pisko’s nether regions.

And the number of 5-3s he created on Monday were ridiculous. Stars go down two men in the third on a snowing the goalie call? Guess he was out of crease violations.

PISKO
PISKO
9 years ago
Reply to  Espen Knutsen

I blow Bruce before each game. What have you done for your team lately Espen?…

Chris Donger
Chris Donger
9 years ago
Reply to  PISKO

Loosey Brucey has a soft (or should we say hard) spot for #9.

PISKO
PISKO
9 years ago
Reply to  Chris Donger

I have that effect on most. It might be because I have been blessed with the body of a Greek god, or because I had 50 in ’07. Either way, either way.

:(
:(
9 years ago

WSL= Whining Sissy League? Jeez…

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Mitch you blow at goalie. Hang them up already. Speaking of goalies that blow, when’s Wang hanging his pads up for good? The asian eye excuse isn’t working anymore.