Hey Guys! Did everyone see ME ref last night? I know everyone pays to play in this League to have me influence games at the most ridiculous times and I sure do deliver. Thanks for the opportunity and if I haven’t influenced a game you have played in yet, well, that’s impossible, because I ref…..every…..single………fucking……..game!
I would have called this goal “too high” and waived it off.
YouWhineyBitch
9 years ago
You lost, suck it up
YouWhineyBitch
9 years ago
Yea, be quiet!
Ghost of Kempy
9 years ago
Aw c’mon, don’t post anonymously about Bruce Tamland, who killed a guy with a trident and loves lamp. He may make the worst calls at the worst times, and if he was an Olympic judge of the high-dive, his card would say “there was no dive”, but HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!!! Bruce is like your college foosball table that’s missing 2 guys on one side and has a loose handle – it smells like mothballs, and the loose handle will always fly off at the wrong time, but deep down you knew what you were getting into when you bet a night with your girlfriend on the game and lost. I guess what I’m saying is, can we replace Beuce with a foosball table?
Gordon Bombay
9 years ago
I want to know what Bruce does for the other 9 months of the year? Does he certify and mentor young aspiring refs, Teaching them the fine points of how and when you can completely blow a call. Or how to just make up a call when you feel a team is starting to gain momentum? Or does he just walk around his house and yell “Crease Violation” at his wife and kids whenever he believe’s they are stepping out of line?
#7
9 years ago
Bruce – thanks for performing as planned. We can discuss your fee for Saturday once I see who we’re playing.
G Train
9 years ago
You leave Bruce alone. That man knows a crease violation when he sees one. In fact if it were a ‘random stat’ it might be the only thing I could claim (other than a pathetic 0 goals). I think he’s called at least five on me this year, which is probably accurate, I do stand in the crease a lot, just ask Halligan. In fact, I’ll be there all night tonight, count on that Stones goalie. See there, Brucey.
MitchHarris
9 years ago
If either of the Sub Goalies for HoseHeads or PorkRoll can’t make it Saturday, give me a call, I’m ready.
(jokes)
Jäger bomb
9 years ago
Bruce sucks big fat donkey dick. Get over it
observer
9 years ago
Horrifically bad reffing is a given in wiss spring league. Where have you been for the last eleven years? Anyway what did I miss? Was a bad call to blame for schafers historic first round collapse?
The 3 teams in the semi finals have one thing in common. Can you guess what it is?
Prize- a seventh tomato pie on tourney day goes to the owner of the correct answer (see john D for your prize)
Chris Donger
9 years ago
Sounds like a whole lotta slippery meat curtains whining about last night. In Schaefer’s defense, the goalie they went against was not the last goalie drafted in the draft. Other than that, it looks like all else went according to plan. Play on playas.
Espen Knutsen
9 years ago
When Caitlyn comes over to yell at a bench saying if anyone hooks or slashes #9 he’s calling it, guys will bitch. Want to win friends, say, “guys, there’s too much hooking and slashing, keep the sticks down or go to the box.” Singling out a guy that you will protect. What the fuck is that? This observer is surprised Trainor didn’t get suspended for shooting a puck into Pisko’s nether regions.
And the number of 5-3s he created on Monday were ridiculous. Stars go down two men in the third on a snowing the goalie call? Guess he was out of crease violations.
I have that effect on most. It might be because I have been blessed with the body of a Greek god, or because I had 50 in ’07. Either way, either way.
:(
9 years ago
WSL= Whining Sissy League? Jeez…
Bruce
9 years ago
Mitch you blow at goalie. Hang them up already. Speaking of goalies that blow, when’s Wang hanging his pads up for good? The asian eye excuse isn’t working anymore.
Hey Guys! Did everyone see ME ref last night? I know everyone pays to play in this League to have me influence games at the most ridiculous times and I sure do deliver. Thanks for the opportunity and if I haven’t influenced a game you have played in yet, well, that’s impossible, because I ref…..every…..single………fucking……..game!
I would have called this goal “too high” and waived it off.
You lost, suck it up
Yea, be quiet!
Aw c’mon, don’t post anonymously about Bruce Tamland, who killed a guy with a trident and loves lamp. He may make the worst calls at the worst times, and if he was an Olympic judge of the high-dive, his card would say “there was no dive”, but HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!!! Bruce is like your college foosball table that’s missing 2 guys on one side and has a loose handle – it smells like mothballs, and the loose handle will always fly off at the wrong time, but deep down you knew what you were getting into when you bet a night with your girlfriend on the game and lost. I guess what I’m saying is, can we replace Beuce with a foosball table?
I want to know what Bruce does for the other 9 months of the year? Does he certify and mentor young aspiring refs, Teaching them the fine points of how and when you can completely blow a call. Or how to just make up a call when you feel a team is starting to gain momentum? Or does he just walk around his house and yell “Crease Violation” at his wife and kids whenever he believe’s they are stepping out of line?
Bruce – thanks for performing as planned. We can discuss your fee for Saturday once I see who we’re playing.
You leave Bruce alone. That man knows a crease violation when he sees one. In fact if it were a ‘random stat’ it might be the only thing I could claim (other than a pathetic 0 goals). I think he’s called at least five on me this year, which is probably accurate, I do stand in the crease a lot, just ask Halligan. In fact, I’ll be there all night tonight, count on that Stones goalie. See there, Brucey.
If either of the Sub Goalies for HoseHeads or PorkRoll can’t make it Saturday, give me a call, I’m ready.
(jokes)
Bruce sucks big fat donkey dick. Get over it
Horrifically bad reffing is a given in wiss spring league. Where have you been for the last eleven years? Anyway what did I miss? Was a bad call to blame for schafers historic first round collapse?
The 3 teams in the semi finals have one thing in common. Can you guess what it is?
Prize- a seventh tomato pie on tourney day goes to the owner of the correct answer (see john D for your prize)
Sounds like a whole lotta slippery meat curtains whining about last night. In Schaefer’s defense, the goalie they went against was not the last goalie drafted in the draft. Other than that, it looks like all else went according to plan. Play on playas.
When Caitlyn comes over to yell at a bench saying if anyone hooks or slashes #9 he’s calling it, guys will bitch. Want to win friends, say, “guys, there’s too much hooking and slashing, keep the sticks down or go to the box.” Singling out a guy that you will protect. What the fuck is that? This observer is surprised Trainor didn’t get suspended for shooting a puck into Pisko’s nether regions.
And the number of 5-3s he created on Monday were ridiculous. Stars go down two men in the third on a snowing the goalie call? Guess he was out of crease violations.
I blow Bruce before each game. What have you done for your team lately Espen?…
Loosey Brucey has a soft (or should we say hard) spot for #9.
I have that effect on most. It might be because I have been blessed with the body of a Greek god, or because I had 50 in ’07. Either way, either way.
WSL= Whining Sissy League? Jeez…
Mitch you blow at goalie. Hang them up already. Speaking of goalies that blow, when’s Wang hanging his pads up for good? The asian eye excuse isn’t working anymore.