The League Office is reaching out to the players to ask a question about Tournament Day, Saturday, June 20th.
Q) What should the League do to make the Tournament Day even more fun?
Sadly, they’ve already ruled out the possibility of something that rhymes with “quippers.” But please, leave your suggestions in the comments.
The Skating Club should install one of these vending machines in each locker room.
Whos the poor girl with the pony tail on bottom?
brett flood
That was a bad scene. There were multiple injuries including that poor girl, thirsty goalie and that red solo cup. I remember a very large Jager Meister bottle being the main culprit.
Instead of having meaningless team games between the playoffs and the championship:
option 1) Skills Competition
-hardest shot
-breakaway contest
-target shooting
-fastest skater (who am I kidding, scratch that)
-something like the medley they have where it’s a team skill event, (passing, stick handling, shooting, etc)
option 2) Opposite hand games
exactly what it sounds like, if you’re a righty-you play lefty and vice versa
option 3)
-whatever rhymes with quippers and just move the party across the parking lot
Also, for those teams who don’t make the championship game (probably the more fun parking lot guys anyway, if history has shown us anything) …
a drinking game/BBQ game contest
all 8 LOSERS enter the contest with only your team members allowed to play and each event is scored
-corn hole
-flip cup
-beer pong
-dizzy bat
-team shotgun
Please add to the list…we’ll start a loser’s trophy and the biggest, baddest boozehounds will get a year with the legendary….wait for it…. Golden Jock Strap
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1. 50/50 raffle donate towards a charity of choice. announced in between 2nd & 3rd. $5 for 1 tic, $20 for 5.
2. Thundersticks (250 pairs for $65) http://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Sticks-Royal-Blue-Pairs/dp/B000GP0D2E/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1432748273&sr=8-16&keywords=thunder+sticks
3. Championship Block Pool winners 25% for each period and 50% for final. $5 a square.
4. More Mascots…… Greenman, Dildoman, Mario, GilChicken, The Philly Phanatic, anyone remember Slapshot or Peter Puck? Mascot Race on skates in between 2nd and 3rd of final.
5. Lauren Hart singing God Bless America to kickoff the Final. If not, ZDALDO on guitar in a cape.
6. Shot Girls that aren’t quippers but look quip perish? If shots are deemed to dangerous (see above Yeager incident) maybe just appetizers.
7. Live webcast or audio stream on MIXLR app. This should be every Tues 10:30 game too, all you need is wifi and a play by play guy Dickie Dunn and Color Man; Jason Boing.
8. Big Wheel Race (Green Machines) from top of back lot down to the dumpster finish line.
9. Jenkin’s Dildo Smyth award given to playoff MVP, this was a good addition last year and should be continued, perhaps a new trophy.
a dunk tank featuring bruce on the hot seat. shoot a puck at the target rather than throwing a ball.
“Exotic dancers” does not rhyme with quippers.
oh yeah that was a bad one, ended up with some sort of a fight and lots of other nonsense.
QUIPPERS !
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1. On site tattoo artist
2. Big Berk running an ice cream truck dressed like Big Worm from Friday.
3. Rent multiple tow trucks so we can tow soccer moms (but not Soccer Mom) that park in our lot, as well as serial murphers from each team.
4. A brief award show after warmups – league MVP (weighted towards 4th P), Murph of the year, new league bans, Dildo of the year, most improved breath, jersey retirements (KEMPY?!?!?!), moment of the year.
5. Championship teams should be coached by women with GG breasts who are definitely not quippers.
6. Wolfie should wear a kangaroo outfit wih little Wolfie in the pouch all day long.
7. Let’s really do the breathalyzer for championship game: if you blow a 0, double-shot of whiskey in the locker room.
Define “murph”
Ah yes, murph – to bail. Depending on the team, it can mean to leave directly after the game having had 1 or fewer beers, or it could mean leaving 3 hours after your game while 2/3 of your team is still there.
Heard that.
50/50 raffle with proceeds going to purchase of more dildos….preferably a Crosby mold…..he makes my peepee move.
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