Time to get your moms to stuff the ballot box. Who will win the WSL scoring race?
Who will win the scoring title?
- Andrew Brady (Schaefer) (20%, 21 Votes)
- Ryan Frain (Rolling Stones) (19%, 20 Votes)
- Fred (Old Man) Kranich (Hoseheads) (16%, 17 Votes)
- Dan Berkery (Wood Ducks) (10%, 11 Votes)
- Mike Babyak (Flyers) (7%, 8 Votes)
- John Eddleman (Murphy's) (6%, 6 Votes)
- Joe Pisko (Hoseheads) (6%, 6 Votes)
- Dan Monteforte (Rolling Stones) (5%, 5 Votes)
- Derek Nash (North Stars) (4%, 4 Votes)
- Chris Baer (Rams) (3%, 3 Votes)
- Mike DiChristifano (Pork Roll) (3%, 3 Votes)
- Robert Finney (Wood Ducks) (3%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 107
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I don’t see Blackwood as an option
Are we combining Freddie I, Freddie II, and Freddie III ?
Points or goals?
Games Played should be added as Stat Category
Who is the kid with the blue wiss pants?
I got nothing tonight…sorta like my game this week.
It appears you’ve been catfished…the real Gordon Bombay is riding Charlie Conway all the way to his mother’s house.
Which one of those dudes is manbearpig? Based on the tending so far it’s going to be whoever shoots the most. No such thing as a bad shot in the WSL.
Can we add murphing as a stat? League leader gets their car towed on tournament day.
Hilarious… I second this…
Its a simple alogorithim. Just do a quick read through of the schedule, calculate which of those players goes against Halligan the most, and you have your scoring leader
If Finney could make every game , which he can’t because of being a doctor, not one guy on this list could hold his joke strap.
With that said Dickie Dunn will give his early season prediction. Here goes :
This years biggest faggot is white gloves on Rolling Stones. Rest of team is cool which means they should tell him to Change his God dam gloves and stop celebrating after you score you fucking turd , and maybe we wouldn’t notice you in stands soo much. Probably not tho because we hated you last year and you’ll probably always suck.
This years most improved is Man- Bear-Pig ( this has nothing to do with actual hockey ). He once was not liked (not sure why) but he has won the crowd over with his good attitude of the ice , his ability to drink beer with the natives and his close resemblance a half man ,half bear, half pig. Good job Man Bear Pig
But this year all the teams are pretty ok. By this I mean , so far there isn’t too many jerk offs, and everybody is getting drunk. There could be more BBQ but I’m sure that will pick up. The scoring title is always up for grabs but if Frain keeps it up , he’ll run away with it. Dan Berk A.K.A. Dickie Dunn A.K.A. Dan Cherry should get he’s suits out of the closet and get back behind the bench , because it was much cooler and much funner that way. But, In this beat writers opinion, Andrew Brady is the best play maker in the league and can score even when the game gets tight. Also he’s a personal friend to Dickie Dunn and drinks more than almost all of you which makes him all the more a favorite. ( And all the more an alcoholic which this league loves , especially the wood ducks ) So the scoring title is up for grabs but I’m sure it will change ever week.
So with that said , we need more chaos , more drunks , more drugs and especially more cookouts.
And FYI. If your gonna talk shit and especially on Halligan , don’t hide behind false names and not own up to your shit talking like some bitch ass coward.
So NEW LEAGUE POLICY – No more pussies…..period.
I hate all of you , you rotten mother fuckers ….. Sincerely Dickie Dunn aka Dan cherry aka Dan Berk
Also we need more dildos
http://uproxx.com/sports/2008/10/hockey-game-delayed-by-dildos/
Totally agree Dickie Dunn white gloves is a fag
Brief but powerful, good stuff Dickie Dunn aka Danny Berk aka Greg Lougeinis.
-BWH
PS apparently “where’s dildo?” is a thing, build on this Wood Ducks. Fun for kids and adults!
Why is Chris Baer’s name on a list of potential league point leaders? He can’t even score with his girlfriend .