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For a new Friday feature, we’ll pick a photo and ask the geniuses to come up with this site to come up with a witty caption.

Up first, this shot of a rare cameo by the Incredible Eddie, his “friend,” Bernie and a disbelieving Nes.
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zilla
zilla
9 years ago

“Yo Bern-mon…can I borrow your cane? My lady friend can’t find her’s in her purse.”

“Sure. Dave Kane or Mike Kane?”

“Fuck it. We’ll just use this safety cone.”

zilla
zilla
9 years ago

Nesbitt gets sold to the highest bidder.

Eddie: “How much for this one? He’s look like fun.”

Pimpmaster Bern: “Nessy here is my finest horse in the stable. He’s a good ride.”

Lady Friend: “I think I’ve got 5 bucks in here somewhere…”

beege
beege
9 years ago

“Sex is a battle Bern”

“Nez, I’m a good looking guy, right?”

Thor
Thor
9 years ago

Bernie, you think that’s a staff?

chest o drawers
chest o drawers
9 years ago

Hold on a second bernie! I think your game is in here somewhere!:-)

Ghost of Kempy
Ghost of Kempy
9 years ago

“You have any rope in your purse? Nes is almost done playing pocket pool and I’m supposed to choke him while he’s finishing, but all I could find is this cane.”

Dickie Dunn
Dickie Dunn
9 years ago

Eddie -” I’ll fuck this crackwhore I just found in a dumpster with the parking cone. Bernie can fuck her with the cane. And Nez just jacks off in the corner like the weirdo that he is and we all finish in her purse ”

Bernie -” OK, but no eye contact ”

Nez-” I already came in my shorts “