Has anyone seen our Spring League trophy? If so, please ensure it makes it to the rink on Saturday.
Thanks,
The management
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Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
My Glory Hole and Big White Bucket are also missing, and someone took my 14-year-old cyclone shaft last year after a game. I want all that shit back.
Dan cherry
10 years ago
Probably that rat faggot Amos. Amos is the biggest disgrace to this league so I say he took it. He’s probably back at Minnesota telling people how good he was in the championship. FUCK AMOS
Black Dildo
10 years ago
Has anyone seen me? Rumor has it I may be stuck inside Hoagie.
Lost & Found
10 years ago
Items gone missing over the past 10 years:
– Booty’s car keys
– Booblehead Joe
– Sam the Can Man
– 1 pig’s head
If found, please return to the pro shop.
Bern
10 years ago
trophy is probably sitting in Jenkin’s garage with a nice big old dried up curveball in the bowl.
Jenks
10 years ago
Bowl is too shallow. I would end up with shit on my nuts.
Oh MyAnus Burns
10 years ago
Has anyone stopped by Murphy’s to pick it up?
WSL Trophy
10 years ago
The sock-less wonder took me home with him to smoke wet out of me. The Northstars key players are defying mother nature. The Kings shoulda won… they got jobbed.
Bewildered Observer
10 years ago
If you would have told me that Murphy’s would win the trophy again this year by losing Amos and Andre ad replacing them with shoop doggie dog and a handful of nobodies I would have taken the other side all day. I am truly bewildered how old those booze hound old men squeaked it out again. Respect brothas.
Marsha mellow
10 years ago
Kings should’ve won!
WSL Observer #2
10 years ago
The Kings looked soft and were pushed around by the Stars old heads. Bullied is a word that comes to mind. Those guys need to toughen up for next year. And i wouldnt call mooney or fat n smooth nobodies.
Marsha mellow
10 years ago
No socks cheated
the sockless champ
10 years ago
That wet really brought the shine out of the cup the next step is to take the top of the cup off and make it a sweet hood ornament for my civic haha and cheaters always win
The snow pile on the goal line
10 years ago
We did it mr no socks !!!
Dom's Socks
10 years ago
…still waiting? I think Dom forgot me…did I miss anything?
#21's stick
10 years ago
I attempted to give the Kings a W so that their team would stick around later than 2pm. Guess three things were broken that day…me, that piece of glass Dom “didn’t break” and the Kings spirit.
Post from one of the loser teams
10 years ago
So much for WSL posting a picture of the current Champions?
Just a Drunk
10 years ago
Hoagie wasn’t on winning team this year…So…
TMZ
10 years ago
East Falls, Philadelphia, PA – Obviously it’s a slow week when we’re reporting on degenerate beer league hockey teams. Sources close to the team say that the WSL trophy was spotted out at a local “saloonery” (which will remain nameless as they did not sponsor a team this year) with members of the Peter North Stars in attendance. (We will have photos soon, the guy who took them is being a d*ick and wants too much for them). TMZ can also confirm that they went rogue and drank an american beer (high life) further damaging their legacy as “old boozehounds.” The high life choice comes as no surprise as it confirms that either, they are indeed (old) hipsters, celebrating this nation’s independence or it was on (early bird) special, that’s left open for discussion. Stay tuned as we will continue to update this story as more details emerge.
#7
10 years ago
That dude with the big shnoz and no jersey is probably the culprit. I like this photo though, it should stay on the homepage forever.
notboblevy
10 years ago
If no picture is available, t least put up the team logo from this years winner…tired of seeing Amos’s S-eating grin.
My Glory Hole and Big White Bucket are also missing, and someone took my 14-year-old cyclone shaft last year after a game. I want all that shit back.
Probably that rat faggot Amos. Amos is the biggest disgrace to this league so I say he took it. He’s probably back at Minnesota telling people how good he was in the championship. FUCK AMOS
Has anyone seen me? Rumor has it I may be stuck inside Hoagie.
Items gone missing over the past 10 years:
– Booty’s car keys
– Booblehead Joe
– Sam the Can Man
– 1 pig’s head
If found, please return to the pro shop.
trophy is probably sitting in Jenkin’s garage with a nice big old dried up curveball in the bowl.
Bowl is too shallow. I would end up with shit on my nuts.
Has anyone stopped by Murphy’s to pick it up?
The sock-less wonder took me home with him to smoke wet out of me. The Northstars key players are defying mother nature. The Kings shoulda won… they got jobbed.
If you would have told me that Murphy’s would win the trophy again this year by losing Amos and Andre ad replacing them with shoop doggie dog and a handful of nobodies I would have taken the other side all day. I am truly bewildered how old those booze hound old men squeaked it out again. Respect brothas.
Kings should’ve won!
The Kings looked soft and were pushed around by the Stars old heads. Bullied is a word that comes to mind. Those guys need to toughen up for next year. And i wouldnt call mooney or fat n smooth nobodies.
No socks cheated
That wet really brought the shine out of the cup the next step is to take the top of the cup off and make it a sweet hood ornament for my civic haha and cheaters always win
We did it mr no socks !!!
…still waiting? I think Dom forgot me…did I miss anything?
I attempted to give the Kings a W so that their team would stick around later than 2pm. Guess three things were broken that day…me, that piece of glass Dom “didn’t break” and the Kings spirit.
So much for WSL posting a picture of the current Champions?
Hoagie wasn’t on winning team this year…So…
East Falls, Philadelphia, PA – Obviously it’s a slow week when we’re reporting on degenerate beer league hockey teams. Sources close to the team say that the WSL trophy was spotted out at a local “saloonery” (which will remain nameless as they did not sponsor a team this year) with members of the Peter North Stars in attendance. (We will have photos soon, the guy who took them is being a d*ick and wants too much for them). TMZ can also confirm that they went rogue and drank an american beer (high life) further damaging their legacy as “old boozehounds.” The high life choice comes as no surprise as it confirms that either, they are indeed (old) hipsters, celebrating this nation’s independence or it was on (early bird) special, that’s left open for discussion. Stay tuned as we will continue to update this story as more details emerge.
That dude with the big shnoz and no jersey is probably the culprit. I like this photo though, it should stay on the homepage forever.
If no picture is available, t least put up the team logo from this years winner…tired of seeing Amos’s S-eating grin.