Whalers 6 vs. Maroons 2
Rockies 2 vs. North Stars 5
Golden Seals 1 vs. Kings 5
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Anonymous
10 years ago
Moose OWNS Dan Berk!
#2 WSL Fan
10 years ago
No Valeri’s playoff predictions or power rankings as we enter the post-season huh?
Missing stick
10 years ago
Did anyone take home the wrong stick on Tuesday night? Was outside of the whalers locker room.
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
what’s the brand of stick, I think I have it. L or R?
-BWH
Bern
10 years ago
It was Ryan Moffet’s. Saw him today.
Dan cherry
10 years ago
Moose is a fat retard. The guy doesn’t play, can’t skate and has no where else to go. Only thing he owns is a cheap suit and small cock. We are embarrassed that he even tries to represent the spring league. If we give any awards out this year , he should get the “Down syndrome award”. Because he definitely has it. And who are these fucking pussies yapping all year but don’t use there real name or nickname. Group full of faggots is what you are. You cry to commissioner hoagie when you get beat up but you run your mouth behind fake names. ? Here’s an idea , cut your wrists in a bath tub. This league started with booze , weed BBQ-ing and most of all, Heckling. A bunch a fucking cry babies ain’t gonna change anything. Some of you cum stains actually think that hockey matters ??? It’s a fucking beer league. Come Saturday the 21st , everybody gets pissed on. And remember, to all you bitches, that the crowd is attacking the most hated team on the ice come game day. And every year the crowd gets what they want. P.S. Moose you suck.
Jäger bomb
10 years ago
Ditto
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
Oh DB, you’re only further proving how far in your head MooseCock has gotten. You sound like Rain Man, except instead of spouting off the exact value of Pi, you spout off about the flaws of our sweet Moose. “Definitely, definitely small cock.” If the hockey doesn’t matter, why bust his balls about not playing? Quit bullying our guy just because he won the battle of autistic coaches, he’s a good shit. He has nowhere else to be because there IS nowhere else to be, WSL is the tits. Anyway, I agree with you on anonymous posts, they’re bush league. And who can’t get behind a good bath suicide suggestion?
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
@Bern I’ll bring the stick Monday for the Mild Card round.
BWC/Toph
10 years ago
Sorry for the anonymous, bush league post. I wasn’t hiding behind anything, just stating the fact. Moose does OWN Dan Berk!
Observer
10 years ago
Dan Cherry is our generation’s Mya Angelou.
Dan cherry
10 years ago
I want to fight the moose, And settle this once and for all. Death match style a top of the benches or a cock off . Also who is behind this ghost of kempy?
Dan cherry
10 years ago
I will even fight mya angelou if need be.
Observer
10 years ago
As long as you don’t try to fight me. I find you a little intimidating at times.
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
I think I speak for everyone on earth in saying I’d prefer to see the cockoff. Moose’s dick has been doing upside down situps and chasing live chickens for months in prep for this exact scenario. I think a blue-man vs green-man cockoff would make the most sense, especially if we can exhume Maya Angelou to guest judge the event.
Inquiring Mind
10 years ago
So is this like a measurement thing? Or is it more akin to a pencil fight? Just trying to determine the level of gheyness associated with this contest(not that there is anything wrong with that…)
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
bonus points for the olde-timey spelling of gheyness. Good questions on the cockoff, I have no idea. We should really have an intermission battle royale on-ice during the championship, too. Including a playpen to hold all those unruly Kings.
-BWH
Jenks
10 years ago
Both contestants gear down and meet at center ice wearing only skates (introduction music and costumes are welcomed and encouraged). Both will have their hands tied behind their back so the advantage will go to the one who can become aroused the easiest. The rules are read out loud for all to hear; you must stay in the center ice face off circle, your may not remover your hand ties, no kicking. The battle will rage on until one can be crowned the winner by teabagging the loser. It will be a cock swinging affair for the ages!
WTF??
10 years ago
this is horrifying but with enough booze I’ll watch anything.
Bring it on
chest o drawers
10 years ago
Well…..looks like there’s some moose cock envy going on by dan.please.pop my cherry. Moose may not be able to skate,or play or coach. But that never stopped Ken Hitch-cock from winning a championship either. And I think moose’s warm up time on the ice probably equals your actual playing time this season! NO ONE PUTS BABY MOOSE IN THE CORNER!!!!
chest o drawers
10 years ago
And jenks just wants to see you both strip down at center ice!
I agree
10 years ago
What chesto said
Garry Bettman
10 years ago
Never thought I would have to say this:
“no cockfighting at the tourny please……”
Kenny Wuu
10 years ago
Hoagie please kick these white trash scumbags out of the league they really are a disgrace…
Fred
10 years ago
Sounds like this dan cherry guy gets 0 pussy
Dan cherry
10 years ago
Sounds like this old ass Fred turd has cock envy and suit envy ? A.) Maybe even a tiny penis, along with just being an ass clown ? B.) Or is it because he gets no pussy himself ?(If so it’s definitely gross ). C.) Or is it because he is an old ass turd who no one likes and wouldn’t be missed by anyone if vanished . ? D.) Or is it all of thee above
Jäger bomb
10 years ago
Everybody knows mr cherry was the best dressed coach in the league. It’s a disgrace to try and compare a fucking woodland creature like moose to cherry. We also know that coach cherry has the confidence to look at the maroons nice cock award and scoff at its puniness so be careful when asking for a cockoff. And somebody shut that fucking Fred up
Maroons
10 years ago
Go home turd Fred dut dut dut dut dut Go home turd Fred dut dut dut dut dut You suck Fred go home
Fred ex woman.
10 years ago
I dated Fred for a while and he sucks. He could never get hard. This also probably explains why I caught him jacking off to gay porn in the bathroom. Plus he has the tiniest dick. He would never have the courage to whip that light switch of A cock out of his pants and enter a cock off with the moose or dan cherry. I basically would try to fuck him just so I could laugh and watch him use his two fingers to jerk that little light switch of a cock off. He is hung like a mosquito.
Freds family
10 years ago
He really does suck
Dan cherry
10 years ago
Fred’s a total clown. He is a 100% waste. Pay no mind to Fred. He sucks and we all have beer to drink. Also I believe Freds ex woman is banging Big white Helmet now. She wanted a big white cock, not a tiny white cock that doesn’t get hard and has old balls.
Dan cherry
10 years ago
And that brings us to Fred’s new nickname in the WSL for life. “TWC a.k.a. Tiny white cock “
WSL Reporter
10 years ago
Fred – the league wants to know what it’s like having a tiny white cock and being hated by almost virtually everyone ?
Freds dick
10 years ago
Guys please help. I haven’t been in anything besides cum stained dirty old underwear for years. It smells in here and im scared. The only time I grow is when Fred is watching the guys shower after hockey or when he’s looking at gay porn. And after the showers and the porn , he repeatedly beats me and spits on me. Is anyone willing to help this poor light switch sized dick ? There isn’t much time
Kenny wuuu
10 years ago
I rove fried rice and I rove eating smerry dead cats. My famiry cook egg noodres for fity cent extra
Jäger bomb
10 years ago
Kenny wuuu. Shut your fucking smelly Asian mouth before we blind you with dental floss. We have enough Asians now and don’t mind getting rid of one. Half this league was started by guys here for years and still are and it’s always been a heckling shit show. Go back to Asia and get on a Malaysia airlines flight please. Hopefully that plane will be the second to vanish this year. QUACK QUACK PUSSY
Ghost of Kempy
10 years ago
Hay-Zeus! Freddy the 1st is taking a beating. Hopefully that wasn’t the league turd just using his name. Could have also been Freddy II or Freddy III, they’re like Tonys in the mob. It sounds like we’ll need cock-podiums at this rate, light the Olimpdick torch! The logo will be 4 purple rings with one much wider brown ring.
Commissioner hoagie.
10 years ago
It’s most likely the chump mystery writer. P. S. The dildo ban has been lifted. I love dildos
That’s a sad story. These events were maroons fundraisers. Now we have to steal wallets and sticks from the rink to make up for that lost cock fighting money
Moose OWNS Dan Berk!
No Valeri’s playoff predictions or power rankings as we enter the post-season huh?
Did anyone take home the wrong stick on Tuesday night? Was outside of the whalers locker room.
what’s the brand of stick, I think I have it. L or R?
-BWH
It was Ryan Moffet’s. Saw him today.
Moose is a fat retard. The guy doesn’t play, can’t skate and has no where else to go. Only thing he owns is a cheap suit and small cock. We are embarrassed that he even tries to represent the spring league. If we give any awards out this year , he should get the “Down syndrome award”. Because he definitely has it. And who are these fucking pussies yapping all year but don’t use there real name or nickname. Group full of faggots is what you are. You cry to commissioner hoagie when you get beat up but you run your mouth behind fake names. ? Here’s an idea , cut your wrists in a bath tub. This league started with booze , weed BBQ-ing and most of all, Heckling. A bunch a fucking cry babies ain’t gonna change anything. Some of you cum stains actually think that hockey matters ??? It’s a fucking beer league. Come Saturday the 21st , everybody gets pissed on. And remember, to all you bitches, that the crowd is attacking the most hated team on the ice come game day. And every year the crowd gets what they want. P.S. Moose you suck.
Ditto
Oh DB, you’re only further proving how far in your head MooseCock has gotten. You sound like Rain Man, except instead of spouting off the exact value of Pi, you spout off about the flaws of our sweet Moose. “Definitely, definitely small cock.” If the hockey doesn’t matter, why bust his balls about not playing? Quit bullying our guy just because he won the battle of autistic coaches, he’s a good shit. He has nowhere else to be because there IS nowhere else to be, WSL is the tits. Anyway, I agree with you on anonymous posts, they’re bush league. And who can’t get behind a good bath suicide suggestion?
@Bern I’ll bring the stick Monday for the Mild Card round.
Sorry for the anonymous, bush league post. I wasn’t hiding behind anything, just stating the fact. Moose does OWN Dan Berk!
Dan Cherry is our generation’s Mya Angelou.
I want to fight the moose, And settle this once and for all. Death match style a top of the benches or a cock off . Also who is behind this ghost of kempy?
I will even fight mya angelou if need be.
As long as you don’t try to fight me. I find you a little intimidating at times.
I think I speak for everyone on earth in saying I’d prefer to see the cockoff. Moose’s dick has been doing upside down situps and chasing live chickens for months in prep for this exact scenario. I think a blue-man vs green-man cockoff would make the most sense, especially if we can exhume Maya Angelou to guest judge the event.
So is this like a measurement thing? Or is it more akin to a pencil fight? Just trying to determine the level of gheyness associated with this contest(not that there is anything wrong with that…)
bonus points for the olde-timey spelling of gheyness. Good questions on the cockoff, I have no idea. We should really have an intermission battle royale on-ice during the championship, too. Including a playpen to hold all those unruly Kings.
-BWH
Both contestants gear down and meet at center ice wearing only skates (introduction music and costumes are welcomed and encouraged). Both will have their hands tied behind their back so the advantage will go to the one who can become aroused the easiest. The rules are read out loud for all to hear; you must stay in the center ice face off circle, your may not remover your hand ties, no kicking. The battle will rage on until one can be crowned the winner by teabagging the loser. It will be a cock swinging affair for the ages!
this is horrifying but with enough booze I’ll watch anything.
Bring it on
Well…..looks like there’s some moose cock envy going on by dan.please.pop my cherry. Moose may not be able to skate,or play or coach. But that never stopped Ken Hitch-cock from winning a championship either. And I think moose’s warm up time on the ice probably equals your actual playing time this season! NO ONE PUTS BABY MOOSE IN THE CORNER!!!!
And jenks just wants to see you both strip down at center ice!
What chesto said
Never thought I would have to say this:
“no cockfighting at the tourny please……”
Hoagie please kick these white trash scumbags out of the league they really are a disgrace…
Sounds like this dan cherry guy gets 0 pussy
Sounds like this old ass Fred turd has cock envy and suit envy ? A.) Maybe even a tiny penis, along with just being an ass clown ? B.) Or is it because he gets no pussy himself ?(If so it’s definitely gross ). C.) Or is it because he is an old ass turd who no one likes and wouldn’t be missed by anyone if vanished . ? D.) Or is it all of thee above
Everybody knows mr cherry was the best dressed coach in the league. It’s a disgrace to try and compare a fucking woodland creature like moose to cherry. We also know that coach cherry has the confidence to look at the maroons nice cock award and scoff at its puniness so be careful when asking for a cockoff. And somebody shut that fucking Fred up
Go home turd Fred dut dut dut dut dut Go home turd Fred dut dut dut dut dut You suck Fred go home
I dated Fred for a while and he sucks. He could never get hard. This also probably explains why I caught him jacking off to gay porn in the bathroom. Plus he has the tiniest dick. He would never have the courage to whip that light switch of A cock out of his pants and enter a cock off with the moose or dan cherry. I basically would try to fuck him just so I could laugh and watch him use his two fingers to jerk that little light switch of a cock off. He is hung like a mosquito.
He really does suck
Fred’s a total clown. He is a 100% waste. Pay no mind to Fred. He sucks and we all have beer to drink. Also I believe Freds ex woman is banging Big white Helmet now. She wanted a big white cock, not a tiny white cock that doesn’t get hard and has old balls.
And that brings us to Fred’s new nickname in the WSL for life. “TWC a.k.a. Tiny white cock “
Fred – the league wants to know what it’s like having a tiny white cock and being hated by almost virtually everyone ?
Guys please help. I haven’t been in anything besides cum stained dirty old underwear for years. It smells in here and im scared. The only time I grow is when Fred is watching the guys shower after hockey or when he’s looking at gay porn. And after the showers and the porn , he repeatedly beats me and spits on me. Is anyone willing to help this poor light switch sized dick ? There isn’t much time
I rove fried rice and I rove eating smerry dead cats. My famiry cook egg noodres for fity cent extra
Kenny wuuu. Shut your fucking smelly Asian mouth before we blind you with dental floss. We have enough Asians now and don’t mind getting rid of one. Half this league was started by guys here for years and still are and it’s always been a heckling shit show. Go back to Asia and get on a Malaysia airlines flight please. Hopefully that plane will be the second to vanish this year. QUACK QUACK PUSSY
Hay-Zeus! Freddy the 1st is taking a beating. Hopefully that wasn’t the league turd just using his name. Could have also been Freddy II or Freddy III, they’re like Tonys in the mob. It sounds like we’ll need cock-podiums at this rate, light the Olimpdick torch! The logo will be 4 purple rings with one much wider brown ring.
It’s most likely the chump mystery writer. P. S. The dildo ban has been lifted. I love dildos
were you guys warming up for Sat?
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/06/16/cockfighting-ring-busted-kensington/
were you guys warming up for Sat?
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/06/16/cockfighting-ring-busted-kensington/
That’s a sad story. These events were maroons fundraisers. Now we have to steal wallets and sticks from the rink to make up for that lost cock fighting money
We want them!