The 2014 Wissahickon Spring League rosters are online. Check them out on the left.
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Objective Observer
10 years ago
It looks like Mark put on a clinic on Saturday. ..
Big White
10 years ago
Top 4 looks like:
1. Flamers
2. Seals
3. Peter North Stars
4. Whalers
The Montreal Morons are a bunch of knuckleheads, as expected. I look forward to seeing them in the stands.
Bugs Bunny
10 years ago
The Maroons may be the most aptly named team…ever.
BannedFromTheDraft
10 years ago
Cannucks have a high powered offense they are going to put up some points.
RR
10 years ago
Quakers will score the most goals by far.
Willy P
10 years ago
we need the Tuesday night 10:30 game live on internet radio somehow. It’s 2014, make it happen techys.
Pisko
10 years ago
Kings in 7
Still waiting...
10 years ago
still waiting for Pisco to show up to championship game.
JON B
10 years ago
would love to some how have the tuesday games webcast from the stands.
make it happen nerds….
Dicky Dunn
10 years ago
Well you rotten cocksuckers. Another year in the shit show and another list of questions. So to start off my first rant for this year , we are gonna list those top ten questions right here , right now.
1 . Whose mother gets fucked first and by how many players ?
2 . Who overdoses on drugs ? (Big field of players re-enter this category this season since father brotherton , according to phila police, has went missing since warrants were issued on charges of ….. Surprise surprise Drugs )
3 .Who gets this years first DUI ? ( It would be and has been Chris H., but he is currently not driving this season due to, go figure ….. Too many DUI’s )
4 . Who gets hurt playing against the maroons? ( probably the druckest maroon that night, but most likely some young new turd who thinks he was good because he played club college hockey. P.S. Club college means you stunk )
5 . Who pissassinates , poopsaasinates or ejacassasinates the first toilet or shower ?
6 . Do the maroons win more than one fucking game ? ( most likely they are too fucked up to win even one )
7 . Who pisses , shits or pukes on them selves , or does all 3 ?
8 . Does commissioner hoagie get sued for when someone finally dies?
9 . Will Big whites head ( BWH ) get any bigger ( our sources say fuck yea )
10 . Will the league finally institute the ” Must blow 1.0 on the breathalyzer to play ” rule ? ( Apparently the Woodduck organization and half the league had thought this was always a rule . We are all still unclear on this rule)
Here, Here
10 years ago
*11. Should Big White now be referred to as Big Yellow?
Bern
10 years ago
Yellow Helmet has always been GREGG CARROLL
Officer Farva
10 years ago
I suggest that for the championship, we let the [beer] captains each pick 3 opposing players to take a breathalyzer. Lowest BAC average should get a 5 min major to start the game. Or go the other way and head-to -head drunkest from each team. That way those faggy Pork Roll pick up a beer or two in an alternate meat universe.
The 2014 Wissahickon Spring League rosters are online. Check them out on the left.
It looks like Mark put on a clinic on Saturday. ..
Top 4 looks like:
1. Flamers
2. Seals
3. Peter North Stars
4. Whalers
The Montreal Morons are a bunch of knuckleheads, as expected. I look forward to seeing them in the stands.
The Maroons may be the most aptly named team…ever.
Cannucks have a high powered offense they are going to put up some points.
Quakers will score the most goals by far.
we need the Tuesday night 10:30 game live on internet radio somehow. It’s 2014, make it happen techys.
Kings in 7
still waiting for Pisco to show up to championship game.
would love to some how have the tuesday games webcast from the stands.
make it happen nerds….
Well you rotten cocksuckers. Another year in the shit show and another list of questions. So to start off my first rant for this year , we are gonna list those top ten questions right here , right now.
1 . Whose mother gets fucked first and by how many players ?
2 . Who overdoses on drugs ? (Big field of players re-enter this category this season since father brotherton , according to phila police, has went missing since warrants were issued on charges of ….. Surprise surprise Drugs )
3 .Who gets this years first DUI ? ( It would be and has been Chris H., but he is currently not driving this season due to, go figure ….. Too many DUI’s )
4 . Who gets hurt playing against the maroons? ( probably the druckest maroon that night, but most likely some young new turd who thinks he was good because he played club college hockey. P.S. Club college means you stunk )
5 . Who pissassinates , poopsaasinates or ejacassasinates the first toilet or shower ?
6 . Do the maroons win more than one fucking game ? ( most likely they are too fucked up to win even one )
7 . Who pisses , shits or pukes on them selves , or does all 3 ?
8 . Does commissioner hoagie get sued for when someone finally dies?
9 . Will Big whites head ( BWH ) get any bigger ( our sources say fuck yea )
10 . Will the league finally institute the ” Must blow 1.0 on the breathalyzer to play ” rule ? ( Apparently the Woodduck organization and half the league had thought this was always a rule . We are all still unclear on this rule)
*11. Should Big White now be referred to as Big Yellow?
Yellow Helmet has always been GREGG CARROLL
I suggest that for the championship, we let the [beer] captains each pick 3 opposing players to take a breathalyzer. Lowest BAC average should get a 5 min major to start the game. Or go the other way and head-to -head drunkest from each team. That way those faggy Pork Roll pick up a beer or two in an alternate meat universe.