If everyone would like to support our league and give Jose Pistola’s a feather in the cap, vote for them as “Best Bar in Philly” and/or “Best Bar to Watch a Game”. Pistola’s is the only bar from our league to make it into the voting. I have no idea who comprised this list.
You are lame. Do you really find humor in the repetitive and uncreative chants you bellow down from your cozy spot next to the “cool kids” in the stands? Really? Or are you just playing follow the leader, and forcing it b/c everyone is on the band leaders nuts. Nerds.
lame meyer
11 years ago
lame? = saying all that and putting your name as “to the hecklers”
bert
11 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Better off dead
11 years ago
Nice “lame meyer” reference. Yes!
to the hecklers
11 years ago
You guys really aren’t funny! Let me tell you how I did it last night.
I came to the rink and the first guy I saw I laid a “It’s ice to see you tonight!” on him. The next guy I saw was the goalie so I said, “I glove seeing you here, glad you didn’t waffle on coming!” (gold) The game got under way and right away the refs weren’t getting the calls right so I said to the boys, “The ref keeps shafting us on the offsides; I think he’s blue lyin'”. Then this doozie, “What’s the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they’re icing the puck”. One of our older players was close to getting a hat trick so I turned to him and said ” one more goal, and that’s a Geri-hat trick!” (the bench really liked that one). The game ended and I got home right in time to see the Ducks win and another zinger popped in my head when I saw who scored the GW. I mass e-mailed the team the following: Which Duck is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami. Good, clean, JOKES.
Mister Rogers
11 years ago
See now that’s good, clean family fun right there. Nobody gets their feelings hurt with that kind of witty banter. Telling a goalie “It’s all your fault!” because he let in 3 shitty goals inside of 5 minutes of the third period in what had been a close game up until that critical moment just makes people feel badly about themselves and does not result in a positive spring league experience.
Jäger bomb
11 years ago
Heckling is a part of spring league. I’ve endured much worse heckling then that in my time in the wsl. Toughen up or get out.
Jon b
11 years ago
anyone who doesn’t think the nick-name “Mom Jeans” is funny simply takes himself too seriously.
see also: Chest of Drawers, Pointless Visor, Dracula, Artie Lang, etc
the comedic potential of the WSL stands never ceases to amaze……………
And if you don’t like being heckeled, don’t complain about it to the hecklers! Are you Crazy!
Gilzilla
11 years ago
There needs to be a Power Rankings for WSL nicknames (past & present)….
10. Fat Wang (aka Long Dong)
9. ManBearPig
8. Joe Juneau
7. Mini-Booty
6. Snackbar
5. Artie Lang
4. The Giraffe
3. Chest O’ Drawers
2. Soul-Glo
1…..?
To the Heckler of the Hecklers
11 years ago
Are you Skeeter, Scooter or Kobayashi? I think there is a spot open out in Oaks if the skin is too thin for WSL.
Team OI
11 years ago
I for one enjoy being “heckled”. If thats what you call it. Kind of like an away game. “The Veteran” says everyone hates OI now, and that we are “douches”. Great. Bring that shit on.
Jäger bomb
11 years ago
Well at least one person on oi gets it even though he is trying to speak for his whole team. Btw post your name/nickname (if we the hecklers gave u a nickname) if u hav any balls. I’m Halligan for those of u who forgot or don’t know. I was aptly named jäger bomb buy the hecklers for my affinity for jäger and my ticking time bomb attitude that results in braking of goalie sticks and in-game implosions under the scrutiny of the hecklers
Objective Observer
11 years ago
Not creative? Surely you jest.
Jason Collins
11 years ago
who DOESN’T like to be heckled?
Andre
11 years ago
In my opinion no WSC nickname list is complete without Mongo.
Also, I would like to add a 2013 newcomer “Encino Man” (from Jose Pistola’s) for consideration.
Objective Observer
11 years ago
Might as well throw “poor man’s DeMEIO” into the mix as well.
Dowell
11 years ago
Gary Tight Pants was another good one.
Also, Mini-Bender which came before Mini-Booty. Even better was when the real Bender got relegated to being the one called Mini-Bender because the imposter was outplaying him at Sunday morning open hockey and snatched the “Bender” name from him.
chest o drawers
11 years ago
Whatever happened to boba fet ? And I miss mongo to. Chesto would also like to thanks the mass migration of the heckle squad in the third. You guys really make me feel loved.
chest o drawers
11 years ago
Who knew loosing almost every game could be this much fun! Heckling is spring league. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome, one and all,- to the shit show!
chest o drawers
11 years ago
Awesome! I made 3rd in gils power rankings!
Gotta be "BIG WHITE HELMET" for #1
11 years ago
Oh….and if you don’t like heckling, GET OUT OF THE LEAGUE. It’s not for you. And, your jokes suck. Loser.
notboblevy
11 years ago
There needs to be a Power Rankings for WSL nicknames (past & present)….
10. Fat Wang (aka Long Dong)
9. ManBearPig
8. Joe Juneau
7. Mini-Booty
6. Snackbar
5. Artie Lang
4. The Giraffe
3. Chest O’ Drawers
2. Soul-Glo
1. THE RAPIST!
G Train (Bevs)
11 years ago
The nicknames in this league are the greatest. Hoagie, for an extra $5-$10 next year can we get names (nicknames, that is) on jerseys?
bg
11 years ago
let’s not forget : NO LOGO a.k.a. SLOTH, SL’ANDRE, BRUNZIE, and our fellow refs: PISTOL, FRANKENREF, MARIO, JAY LENO, and VULVA (the guy who protested and haulted the game last year.)
Hb
11 years ago
Don’t forget Dracula,
Chris Waddell
11 years ago
1 vote for my fellow teammates nickname, Soccer mom (Sorry Kev)
Chest o Drawers is also a favorite and the newly named Encino man is fantastic as well
I think G-Train is on to something here. Next year is our 10th year and the teams have to be something special.
Can you imagine each team is a nickname.
It would be all like -“Jay Leno really blew that call in the Fart vs Man Bear Pig game last night!”
Or “that Rapist team is stacked, who are supposed to be their “c” players?”
Hilarious!
MaJerk
11 years ago
Thank you to “to the hecklers” for your whining. This reply chain has epitomized the term constructive criticism
Hackwood
11 years ago
Some good puns from TO THE HECKLERS, but I didn’t get the Teemu Salami one….
I love comedians who are so easily self-amused!
the hecklers
11 years ago
hey Blackwood.
Bam Bam, BamBamBam, Bam Bam Bam Bam. YOU SUCK
Artie Lang
11 years ago
I am honored to come in at #5! However, the fact that this is my third year in the league (after a couple of years off) and I’ve just now been given that nickname has me taking a serious look at my life trajectory.
Artie Lang
11 years ago
Wait..is this my fourth year in the league? Yea, definitely too much drinking the past apparently indeterminable number of years if I can’t even remember that.
P.S. You the man, Hally!
chest o drawers
11 years ago
Nick names on jerseys. Priceless. Sometimes im not sure the person and the meaning. So that would just add to the pure joy that is our beloved spring league. Hoagie put that to vote next year. Im sure we would have no problem giving more cash.
Token Jew
11 years ago
I get threatened to get thrown into an oven almost every week by one of the Berks. If you aren’t getting heckled, then you aren’t doing anything worthwhile. get a thick skin or get out.
To add to the nickname list – SAM (Secret Asian Man) for Hoon
#7
11 years ago
i agree with “to the hecklers”. you’re all gay and need to get lives, especially the berks.
bert
11 years ago
Number seven! Suck a cock! Number 7! Suck a cock!
bert
11 years ago
Sorry I was just kidding..
Joe Devlin A.K.A. Dickie Dunn
11 years ago
Are you fucking serious ” to the hecklers “. ? 1) you hide behind an anonymous name 2) you hide behind something as gay as ” to the hecklers ” . Your a fucking faggot for even thinking your opinion means anything. You are in our fucking league douchebag. You think we haven’t heckled and get rid of little pussies like you before.?There is a turd like you every year. It’s the few chumps on OI ( mainly “to the hecklers ” that pther geek that just replied and manbearpig ) that give the rest of them a bad name. The complaints you have are that of a crybaby , your jokes are fucking lame and you only hide behind “to the hecklers” because we most likely already know your real name and already hate you.
Heckling and beer drinking started this league. It’s what kept washed up hockey players ( every single guy in this league ) out late on a Monday and Tuesday night. Without it this league would suck. You are so lame, that The owner and commissioner ( Jon B ) just made fun of your comments. I say you expose your self and quit being a coward.
D.Berk
11 years ago
Next game I play you # 7 Im ripping your helmet off and breaking your face. And if you turtle , I just wait outside.
tompkins
11 years ago
some great nicknames left off: father brotherton, slandre, and probably the best of all Ole Dip Bref, aka Ole dippy (and his girlfired spitunia).
jon b
11 years ago
keep it civil people. no threats please. we can shut this whole thing down. keep it funny or don’t post. and that goes for everyone.
RR
11 years ago
sorry to be late, but you forgot that guy Al Qaeda or Taliban. Can’t remember which it was but he quit after that night. LOL
Brendan Fraser
11 years ago
Encino Man is my favorite
KevMc
11 years ago
Kev Mac was a lot better than “Soccer Mom” but I love the hecklers! That’s what the WSL is all about.
tompkins
11 years ago
is this a record for comments on one thread? was hoagie created during wsl? or was he just called hoagie since birth?
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If everyone would like to support our league and give Jose Pistola’s a feather in the cap, vote for them as “Best Bar in Philly” and/or “Best Bar to Watch a Game”. Pistola’s is the only bar from our league to make it into the voting. I have no idea who comprised this list.
http://beersceneawards.com/
Nah. Jerseys suck way too much.
It’s official. We all hate Orland Inn. Douches.
You are lame. Do you really find humor in the repetitive and uncreative chants you bellow down from your cozy spot next to the “cool kids” in the stands? Really? Or are you just playing follow the leader, and forcing it b/c everyone is on the band leaders nuts. Nerds.
lame? = saying all that and putting your name as “to the hecklers”
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nice “lame meyer” reference. Yes!
You guys really aren’t funny! Let me tell you how I did it last night.
I came to the rink and the first guy I saw I laid a “It’s ice to see you tonight!” on him. The next guy I saw was the goalie so I said, “I glove seeing you here, glad you didn’t waffle on coming!” (gold) The game got under way and right away the refs weren’t getting the calls right so I said to the boys, “The ref keeps shafting us on the offsides; I think he’s blue lyin'”. Then this doozie, “What’s the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they’re icing the puck”. One of our older players was close to getting a hat trick so I turned to him and said ” one more goal, and that’s a Geri-hat trick!” (the bench really liked that one). The game ended and I got home right in time to see the Ducks win and another zinger popped in my head when I saw who scored the GW. I mass e-mailed the team the following: Which Duck is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami. Good, clean, JOKES.
See now that’s good, clean family fun right there. Nobody gets their feelings hurt with that kind of witty banter. Telling a goalie “It’s all your fault!” because he let in 3 shitty goals inside of 5 minutes of the third period in what had been a close game up until that critical moment just makes people feel badly about themselves and does not result in a positive spring league experience.
Heckling is a part of spring league. I’ve endured much worse heckling then that in my time in the wsl. Toughen up or get out.
anyone who doesn’t think the nick-name “Mom Jeans” is funny simply takes himself too seriously.
see also: Chest of Drawers, Pointless Visor, Dracula, Artie Lang, etc
the comedic potential of the WSL stands never ceases to amaze……………
And if you don’t like being heckeled, don’t complain about it to the hecklers! Are you Crazy!
There needs to be a Power Rankings for WSL nicknames (past & present)….
10. Fat Wang (aka Long Dong)
9. ManBearPig
8. Joe Juneau
7. Mini-Booty
6. Snackbar
5. Artie Lang
4. The Giraffe
3. Chest O’ Drawers
2. Soul-Glo
1…..?
Are you Skeeter, Scooter or Kobayashi? I think there is a spot open out in Oaks if the skin is too thin for WSL.
I for one enjoy being “heckled”. If thats what you call it. Kind of like an away game. “The Veteran” says everyone hates OI now, and that we are “douches”. Great. Bring that shit on.
Well at least one person on oi gets it even though he is trying to speak for his whole team. Btw post your name/nickname (if we the hecklers gave u a nickname) if u hav any balls. I’m Halligan for those of u who forgot or don’t know. I was aptly named jäger bomb buy the hecklers for my affinity for jäger and my ticking time bomb attitude that results in braking of goalie sticks and in-game implosions under the scrutiny of the hecklers
Not creative? Surely you jest.
who DOESN’T like to be heckled?
In my opinion no WSC nickname list is complete without Mongo.
Also, I would like to add a 2013 newcomer “Encino Man” (from Jose Pistola’s) for consideration.
Might as well throw “poor man’s DeMEIO” into the mix as well.
Gary Tight Pants was another good one.
Also, Mini-Bender which came before Mini-Booty. Even better was when the real Bender got relegated to being the one called Mini-Bender because the imposter was outplaying him at Sunday morning open hockey and snatched the “Bender” name from him.
Whatever happened to boba fet ? And I miss mongo to. Chesto would also like to thanks the mass migration of the heckle squad in the third. You guys really make me feel loved.
Who knew loosing almost every game could be this much fun! Heckling is spring league. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome, one and all,- to the shit show!
Awesome! I made 3rd in gils power rankings!
Oh….and if you don’t like heckling, GET OUT OF THE LEAGUE. It’s not for you. And, your jokes suck. Loser.
There needs to be a Power Rankings for WSL nicknames (past & present)….
10. Fat Wang (aka Long Dong)
9. ManBearPig
8. Joe Juneau
7. Mini-Booty
6. Snackbar
5. Artie Lang
4. The Giraffe
3. Chest O’ Drawers
2. Soul-Glo
1. THE RAPIST!
The nicknames in this league are the greatest. Hoagie, for an extra $5-$10 next year can we get names (nicknames, that is) on jerseys?
let’s not forget : NO LOGO a.k.a. SLOTH, SL’ANDRE, BRUNZIE, and our fellow refs: PISTOL, FRANKENREF, MARIO, JAY LENO, and VULVA (the guy who protested and haulted the game last year.)
Don’t forget Dracula,
1 vote for my fellow teammates nickname, Soccer mom (Sorry Kev)
Chest o Drawers is also a favorite and the newly named Encino man is fantastic as well
Pointless Visor, Fat Jeasus, FArt (fake Art), Tampon, Matching Pads
Fat Moses, Tripod
forgot Fart (Fake Art). that is golden…..
I think G-Train is on to something here. Next year is our 10th year and the teams have to be something special.
Can you imagine each team is a nickname.
It would be all like -“Jay Leno really blew that call in the Fart vs Man Bear Pig game last night!”
Or “that Rapist team is stacked, who are supposed to be their “c” players?”
Hilarious!
Thank you to “to the hecklers” for your whining. This reply chain has epitomized the term constructive criticism
Some good puns from TO THE HECKLERS, but I didn’t get the Teemu Salami one….
I love comedians who are so easily self-amused!
hey Blackwood.
Bam Bam, BamBamBam, Bam Bam Bam Bam. YOU SUCK
I am honored to come in at #5! However, the fact that this is my third year in the league (after a couple of years off) and I’ve just now been given that nickname has me taking a serious look at my life trajectory.
Wait..is this my fourth year in the league? Yea, definitely too much drinking the past apparently indeterminable number of years if I can’t even remember that.
P.S. You the man, Hally!
Nick names on jerseys. Priceless. Sometimes im not sure the person and the meaning. So that would just add to the pure joy that is our beloved spring league. Hoagie put that to vote next year. Im sure we would have no problem giving more cash.
I get threatened to get thrown into an oven almost every week by one of the Berks. If you aren’t getting heckled, then you aren’t doing anything worthwhile. get a thick skin or get out.
To add to the nickname list – SAM (Secret Asian Man) for Hoon
i agree with “to the hecklers”. you’re all gay and need to get lives, especially the berks.
Number seven! Suck a cock! Number 7! Suck a cock!
Sorry I was just kidding..
Are you fucking serious ” to the hecklers “. ? 1) you hide behind an anonymous name 2) you hide behind something as gay as ” to the hecklers ” . Your a fucking faggot for even thinking your opinion means anything. You are in our fucking league douchebag. You think we haven’t heckled and get rid of little pussies like you before.?There is a turd like you every year. It’s the few chumps on OI ( mainly “to the hecklers ” that pther geek that just replied and manbearpig ) that give the rest of them a bad name. The complaints you have are that of a crybaby , your jokes are fucking lame and you only hide behind “to the hecklers” because we most likely already know your real name and already hate you.
Heckling and beer drinking started this league. It’s what kept washed up hockey players ( every single guy in this league ) out late on a Monday and Tuesday night. Without it this league would suck. You are so lame, that The owner and commissioner ( Jon B ) just made fun of your comments. I say you expose your self and quit being a coward.
Next game I play you # 7 Im ripping your helmet off and breaking your face. And if you turtle , I just wait outside.
some great nicknames left off: father brotherton, slandre, and probably the best of all Ole Dip Bref, aka Ole dippy (and his girlfired spitunia).
keep it civil people. no threats please. we can shut this whole thing down. keep it funny or don’t post. and that goes for everyone.
sorry to be late, but you forgot that guy Al Qaeda or Taliban. Can’t remember which it was but he quit after that night. LOL
Encino Man is my favorite
Kev Mac was a lot better than “Soccer Mom” but I love the hecklers! That’s what the WSL is all about.
is this a record for comments on one thread? was hoagie created during wsl? or was he just called hoagie since birth?