Well Mcgerks 4th period was once again owned and operated past PA bar hours. But this weeks biggest story, believe it or not , is not about the strong cocked mcgerks manly drinking and heckling abilities, but is about something much more important that needs to be brought to light.
Last nights game once again shows that MCgerks biggest enemies are not the opponents they play , but instead Faggy refs with half shields. The bad blood between the refs and the Woodduck organization stems back for almost ten years now and hasn’t gotten any better. A message was sent to wissahickons head office from an anonymous spokes person for The McGerks that stated :
((( Dear Referee with the half shield , you are a cock sucking piece of shit. Why don’t you climb back into that filthy , rat pussed filled pussy that belongs to your mother and choke yourself with the ambillical cord. You should have been shot into a trash can, but instead that skank let your fathers week ball juice get into her cunt.
Un-sincerly mcgerks ……. PS Bruce, your still our boy )))
After this letter was received by the commissioner , there were later rumors spread that the commissioner ( the evil hoagie ) hired these so called trashbag half shield referees to keep a close watch on the McGerks. Mcgerks spokes person replied by saying. : No one can control us , fuck off and ain’t nobody got time for that .
Joe Devlin signing off. ( WSL BEAT WRITER )
Howard Stern
11 years ago
It was great to see my old friend Artie Lang back on the ice. I really hope he can hold it together for the whole season without lapsing back into his old ways. I hear the fourth period can be pretty tough for recovering addicts to deal with.
Babba Booey!!
2 comments
11 years ago
Somebody call the wambulance. Also, “fourth period” references are uber cheesy.
Bake
11 years ago
You know what else is terrible…”uber cheesy” and “wambulance”. try again.
Rootinest Tootinest Ref
11 years ago
I agree…referees wearing half shields are weak.
Jon b
11 years ago
COMMENTS / GAME SUMMARY’S ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
Just a Little (Im)patience
11 years ago
…still waiting on the latest Power Rankings.
Murphy's defector
11 years ago
I have heard rumors of a possible trade situation. I come HARD in the fourth period, but am a defensive sieve like Oryphon. If this can be a reality, tap your foot under the stall twice.
Hockey!
11 years ago
I’m sure the Power Rankings come out after all games are played for the week….
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Well Mcgerks 4th period was once again owned and operated past PA bar hours. But this weeks biggest story, believe it or not , is not about the strong cocked mcgerks manly drinking and heckling abilities, but is about something much more important that needs to be brought to light.
Last nights game once again shows that MCgerks biggest enemies are not the opponents they play , but instead Faggy refs with half shields. The bad blood between the refs and the Woodduck organization stems back for almost ten years now and hasn’t gotten any better. A message was sent to wissahickons head office from an anonymous spokes person for The McGerks that stated :
((( Dear Referee with the half shield , you are a cock sucking piece of shit. Why don’t you climb back into that filthy , rat pussed filled pussy that belongs to your mother and choke yourself with the ambillical cord. You should have been shot into a trash can, but instead that skank let your fathers week ball juice get into her cunt.
Un-sincerly mcgerks ……. PS Bruce, your still our boy )))
After this letter was received by the commissioner , there were later rumors spread that the commissioner ( the evil hoagie ) hired these so called trashbag half shield referees to keep a close watch on the McGerks. Mcgerks spokes person replied by saying. : No one can control us , fuck off and ain’t nobody got time for that .
Joe Devlin signing off. ( WSL BEAT WRITER )
It was great to see my old friend Artie Lang back on the ice. I really hope he can hold it together for the whole season without lapsing back into his old ways. I hear the fourth period can be pretty tough for recovering addicts to deal with.
Babba Booey!!
Somebody call the wambulance. Also, “fourth period” references are uber cheesy.
You know what else is terrible…”uber cheesy” and “wambulance”. try again.
I agree…referees wearing half shields are weak.
COMMENTS / GAME SUMMARY’S ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
…still waiting on the latest Power Rankings.
I have heard rumors of a possible trade situation. I come HARD in the fourth period, but am a defensive sieve like Oryphon. If this can be a reality, tap your foot under the stall twice.
I’m sure the Power Rankings come out after all games are played for the week….