Those four players have been irrelevant for 3-6 years now. The real story lies between the pipes for McMeniman’s tonight……….

This league has turned soft. Fourth goes to the pork roll as usual. Last years elite big dicked champs have represented once again, with Enough to form a team at 2 am. The Shitty tap showed no late night heart and their balls shrivelled kickly after the third period bell. The mcgerks squad shined hard as is tradition. Tonight’s 3 stars #3) Clark stossel – for winning the shotgun race in 2.6 seconds. ( new record ) #2) Chris “the ex-con” for making a special visit from prison and partying til the end . #1) Rich from fattys for getting taking out on a stretcher and returning to the rink to polish of the beers. —–tonight we sign out this first week as porkroll.