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Ralph the Recycler
Ralph the Recycler
14 years ago

I will be placing neon green bins in the locker rooms for everone to properly dispose of their beer cans. All proceeds will be donated to the “Ban Sam the fraud Can Man from Wiss” Foundation.

I also have Ralph the Recycler stickers available for FREE to anyone who kicks Sam in the nuts

Don't forget to Compost
Don't forget to Compost
14 years ago

Quenzer’s only mistake was not finishing the job.

Ralph the Recycler
Ralph the Recycler
14 years ago

Well to be fair, who would get ridiculed by the entire league if Quenzer had finished him off? I guess Bobblehead is next in the pecking order

Huh?
Huh?
14 years ago

I don’t get it…

Art
Art
14 years ago

Sam was trying to sell recycling stickers for $2 a pop last night. He was even doing it from the bench in a tied game.

I see
I see
14 years ago

LSD is a powerful drug…

Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen
14 years ago

Sam needs to be stopped.

He has jumped the shark IMO.

Go Ralph!

Barney Plow King
Barney Plow King
14 years ago

I like Ralph too. Down with Mr. Plow and Sam the Can Man.

Count'em up
Count'em up
14 years ago

So now we have three “recylers”:

Dan the can man
Ralph the recycler
Sam the FRAUD can man

Anyone else want to step up? There is a lot of money to be made in the can business. This Ralph guy means business he took the time to add the extra c to recyler. If he spells it right on his buckets you know he is out for the frauds blood.

Spring League has a rich history of entrepreneurs.

Eddie started it all off with his dog shit picking up business (yep see that bucket with the beer in it, that is Eddie’s dog shit bucket).

After that we had Sam and Glens leave raking business. I think they took the company public about 4 years ago.

One of my personal favorites was Sam’s bug eating company. He would eat any bug or caterpillar found in the wiss parking lot for 20 bucks. Bender was his only customer and the company went belly up.

Last year Sam started the recyling business. It was actually just a front and money laundering scheme for his here have a shirt and ask you a week later for 10 bucks to pay for the shirt scam.

This year the league is real competitive when it comes to recycling. With three new recycling start-ups, Sam had to expend his business model to selling stickers.

Show me the money!!!!!

Dmayo's business partner
Dmayo's business partner
14 years ago

…which brings us proudly to announce the opening of “Dmayo’s Tomato Pie Bistro” in the back parking lot on the folding table(BYOB)…

Jon B
Jon B
14 years ago

I had stock in “Sam’s Bug Eating Co”. Lost a fortune.

Jon B
Jon B
14 years ago

By the way last night was the first ever double tie in spring league history. I also think the Dead -Doors game may be the lowest scoring spring league game ever.

George Brett
George Brett
14 years ago

last night was also the first ever double two taper’d deuce dropped in Sam the Can Man’s bucket#1. Steamer it was. Can’t say who did it, but you might want to wear gloves Sam…

Wow
Wow
14 years ago

That’s f*ck*ng disgusting.

bobblehead joe
bobblehead joe
14 years ago

that dead/doors game had some of the best goaltending i’ve ever seen in this league. unbelievable job by the guys in net.

i’m happy to bring the recyling/recycling buckets into the stands during the 4th period to help out. i’m in it for the common sense, not cents.

Commish
Commish
14 years ago

We need shoot-outs. Ties blow.

Mystery
Mystery
14 years ago

Ten bucks to whoever slips a melted snickers into one of the buckets.

Anonymous
Anonymous
14 years ago

I agree. Shoot-outs would be pretty awesome.

KevMc
KevMc
14 years ago

another vote for the shootout.

todd
todd
14 years ago

but would you reward the losing team with a point? Everyone gets a ribbon, right? Really good article on puck daddy today blasting the shootout

you also need to find some refs that earn their money instead of these slow, out of position contstantly, don’t know what offsides is, can’t get out of the way of the puck, semi retarded bufoons with striped shirts and skates. my dog could have done a better job than those 2 fucktards we had on monday night. Where is Jay Leno? (i cringed as I typed that)

KevMc
KevMc
14 years ago

fucktards…love it. good stuff Todd. Although you guys did score 2 or 3 power play goals on us for shitty calls.

Hb
Hb
14 years ago

Yeah get Tommy to to ref some games! Take one look at the guys mullet and you can tell he knows how to ref a hockey game.

can i shoot first?
can i shoot first?
14 years ago

if we do shootouts, the other team should get to pick the first three. start with worst shooters first. would be very entertaining.

bobblehead joe
bobblehead joe
14 years ago

tommy=best ref hands down. funny as hell too.

s(c)am the can man
14 years ago

score should be decided in the fourth period. whichever team has the most cans at the end of the night gets the two points. the other team gets one.