UPPER DUBLIN – The Wyndmoor Wood Ducks may be without winger Brian Jones tonight as they face off against the Mt. Airy Ice Chucks in their second and final pre-season game. The left winger who plays on the no-back-checking position was injured on Easter Sunday during the holiday skate when an unknown player up-ended WSC Spring Leage HOFer Dan Gunning and in turn, sending Jones flying. The report that both of Jones feet left the ice has not been confirmed yet. If indeed this did happen, it will mark the first time for such an occurrence in the absence of a spring board after an alcohol induced BBQ. During an interview with the AP, Jones was quoted “all I wanted to do was skate, drink 4 or 5 beers, go home and eat ham and drink wine.”
In a related story, Lent is over and Jenkins will probably be shit faced after he smells a beer.
B. Engblom
16 years ago
…and Jenks still has too much time on his hands.
Barry
16 years ago
Nice haircut Brian!!!
Brian
16 years ago
At Least I still have a job Barry.
Mullet King
16 years ago
At least……I…….still have a……..SHUT UP!!
Jenks
16 years ago
Ducks win game, win fourth, win fifth, may have won sixth….I’ll let you know when I sober up.
Dr. Bumba
16 years ago
Ducks 6 Ice Chucks 5
Warriors 10 Wetas 5
Warriors should forfeit game due to no beer for fourth period.
Thirsty Goalie
16 years ago
The 5th Period was going great until Brett had to start a holy war.
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UPPER DUBLIN – The Wyndmoor Wood Ducks may be without winger Brian Jones tonight as they face off against the Mt. Airy Ice Chucks in their second and final pre-season game. The left winger who plays on the no-back-checking position was injured on Easter Sunday during the holiday skate when an unknown player up-ended WSC Spring Leage HOFer Dan Gunning and in turn, sending Jones flying. The report that both of Jones feet left the ice has not been confirmed yet. If indeed this did happen, it will mark the first time for such an occurrence in the absence of a spring board after an alcohol induced BBQ. During an interview with the AP, Jones was quoted “all I wanted to do was skate, drink 4 or 5 beers, go home and eat ham and drink wine.”
In a related story, Lent is over and Jenkins will probably be shit faced after he smells a beer.
…and Jenks still has too much time on his hands.
Nice haircut Brian!!!
At Least I still have a job Barry.
At least……I…….still have a……..SHUT UP!!
Ducks win game, win fourth, win fifth, may have won sixth….I’ll let you know when I sober up.
Ducks 6 Ice Chucks 5
Warriors 10 Wetas 5
Warriors should forfeit game due to no beer for fourth period.
The 5th Period was going great until Brett had to start a holy war.
Never talk religion or politics with friends.
Blame it on god.